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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Women.

IU football

Samantha

matty russel are you on here

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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