Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Men's Sports

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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modern love

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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canaan and mallory

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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matty russel are you on here

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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