knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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