Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

knock, knock. come in.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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