- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

-_- i like trains ... -_-

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