- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

whats 2+2? 4

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

What's cold and icy? Ice

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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