what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Potassium? K.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

I am a n1gger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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