Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

A disabled man walks into a bar.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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