The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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