- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

Snooki

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Wheelchair high jump

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

What is brown and sticky? A stick

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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