- Anti Joke

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

woman's rights

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......