- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Women's rights.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Strawberries!

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Hi my name is Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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