Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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BenWuzHear

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Penal Dysfunction

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Woman.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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