yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Strawberries!

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Hi my name is Jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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