- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

What do you call an amazing person Good

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

whats a willy? -brock

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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