- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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