There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Women's rights.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Yes!

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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