- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

I need a good anti joke....

girls basketball

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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