How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Women's Rights.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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bitches be crafty.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Anti Joke

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