what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Yes.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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baskets

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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