- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

KKK

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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