- Anti Joke

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.