What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

My name is Harry.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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