- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

PUDDING

No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.