How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Ted Haggard.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Obamacare haters

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Anti Joke

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