- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

who is mark

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Shut the cork up!

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

crap!!

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