A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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I ponder

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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WNBA

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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