Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

neil patrick harris

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

american government

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

since when?

If life throws you melons... ouch

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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