- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Nock Nock It's open.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

A blind man walks into a pole.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Life is an elephant, get married.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

your mother hates you

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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