what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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