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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you watch ? a tv

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Good luck on your finals everyone!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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