Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Anti Joke

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