- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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