- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

fruit salad?

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

where are you?

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Niki Minaj's ass

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