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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

whats 2+2? 4

skurfboards we love fat kids

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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