- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there no one

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

I said I hate niiggers

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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