Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Twenty-Four

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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That's not what she said.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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