Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Barack Obama

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Women have the right to vote.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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hey

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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womens rights to vote

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