Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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