Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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this girl died

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Laugh.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Anti Joke

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