- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A white person at Harvard

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Barack Obama

Why? Whats wrong?

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