Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Turn around.

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Wade

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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