Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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