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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

roses are red, violets are violet.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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