- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

I pooped my pants

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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