What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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