A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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