- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What time is it? Refrigerator

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

My tractor broke down.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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