Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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