- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

I hate long jokes -_-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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