What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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