I share two rooms with my mother.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

i like pie.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Kathy Griffin.

Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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