Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Zach Barlow

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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