Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Yes!

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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