I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Thumbs this up

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

my friend is gay hes gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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