- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

You.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

obama

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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