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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

kiss me?

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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