- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Land Rovers

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Anything involving women..

spell backwards: taco cat

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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