Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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No.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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25

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Toaster

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Well educated black man.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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