- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

A: B: No pun intended.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Jesus was a good guy

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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