Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Ju... Just why?

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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