What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Kathy Griffin.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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your mom died.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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