A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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A homosexual walks into a church

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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