- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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