What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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