- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

my name is Jacob sartorious

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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