How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Mrs. Welsh

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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