What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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whats long and green? weed

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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