- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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