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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

I have aids

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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